That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha
hi. Carolina here. 18. college student, i guess.
this tumblr has become an amalgamation of mainly random shit i find funny and occasional selfies.
some SHINee/kpop stuff, personal posts, and more random shit! feel free to peruse/talk to me.
life dream is to meet this bitch \o\
— How to obtain your very own bisexual
- Step one: Place a box in an open field propped up with a stick. Attach a string to the stick. Much like cats, bisexuals are drawn to boxes and in some cases, this will be enough.
- Step two: Under the box place a pile of glitter and a boombox playing Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance. Bisexuals feed on glitter and will find it irresistible. Dance Dance is, as everybody knows, the mating call of the bisexual.
- Step three: Wait patiently and be ready to pull the string when the bisexual draws near.
- Step four: Be sure to feed your new bisexual lots of glitter and give it fresh water daily.